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Fly Fishing the Olive Sex Dungeon: A Bass-Slaying, Trout-Teasing, Musky-Maddening Adventure

Alright, fly fishing fanatics, let’s talk about the Olive Sex Dungeon—a fly so outrageously effective it should come with a warning label: “May cause fish to lose their minds.” This articulated streamer, dreamed up by the mad genius Kelly Galloup, is a bass magnet, but don’t sleep on its ability to seduce trout, musky, and pike into smashing it like it’s the last snack on Earth. Whether you’re chucking it into a weedy bass pond or swinging it through a trout stream, this fly’s got game. And don’t worry, we’ll spill the beans on how to tie this bad boy yourself. Grab your rod, maybe a cold one, and let’s dive into the chaos of fly fishing with the Olive Sex Dungeon!

Why the Olive Sex Dungeon Rules for Bass

Bass don’t mess around, and neither does the Olive Sex Dungeon. This fly’s a meaty, wiggly, olive-colored beast that screams “eat me” to largemouth and smallmouth alike. Its articulated body—think two hooks connected for maximum shimmy—gives it a lifelike swimming action that bass can’t resist. The olive hue mimics everything from baitfish to crawdads, making it a year-round killer in murky ponds or clear lakes. Cast it near lily pads, let it sink, then strip it back with short, jerky retrieves. Boom! Bass will hit it like they’re auditioning for a monster truck rally. Pro tip: fish it on a sinking line in deeper water to get down where the big boys lurk.

Trout Can’t Say No Either

Now, trout might seem too refined for a fly called “Sex Dungeon,” but don’t be fooled—these fish are suckers for a good streamer. In olive, this fly imitates sculpins or small baitfish, perfect for aggressive browns and rainbows in rivers or stillwaters. Swing it through deep runs or strip it along undercut banks. The key? Vary your retrieve—slow and steady for curious trout, or fast and erratic to trigger their inner predator. Bonus points: the Sex Dungeon’s rubber legs and marabou tail keep dancing even when you pause, driving trout nuts. Fish it on a 6-weight rod with a fluorocarbon leader to handle those surprise lunkers.

Musky and Pike: The Apex Predators Approve

If you’re chasing toothy critters like musky or pike, the Olive Sex Dungeon is your wingman. These apex predators love big, flashy meals, and this fly delivers. Its size (think 4-6 inches) and wild action make it a prime target for musky in weedy rivers or pike in shallow bays. Use a heavy 8- or 9-weight rod, a wire leader (because, teeth), and a sinking line to get it in the strike zone. Strip it fast to mimic a fleeing baitfish, and hold on tight—when a musky or pike hits, it’s like a freight train with fins. Olive works great in stained water, blending just enough to look natural but still popping to grab attention.

Tying the Olive Sex Dungeon: Get Crafty

Ready to tie your own? The Olive Sex Dungeon ain’t a quick-and-dirty fly, but it’s worth the effort. Here’s the recipe to whip up this fish-slaying masterpiece at your vise.

Olive Sex Dungeon Tying Instructions

Materials:

Hooks: Two size 2-4 streamer hooks (one with a straight shank, one articulated shank like a Fish-Skull Articulated Shank).
Thread: Olive 6/0 or 3/0 for strength.
Tail: Olive marabou, two feathers.
Body: Olive chenille or Estaz.
Legs: Olive rubber legs, medium size.
Collar: Olive schlappen or saddle hackle.
Head: Olive deer hair, spun and trimmed.
Eyes: Medium dumbbell eyes (optional for weight).
Flash: Olive or pearl Flashabou.

Steps:

Set up the rear hook: Secure the straight-shank hook in the vise. Tie in a marabou tail, about 1.5 times the hook length. Add a few strands of Flashabou for bling.
Add legs and body: Tie in two rubber legs on each side at the tail base. Wrap olive chenille forward to the hook eye, tying off neatly.
Connect the articulated shank: Attach the articulated shank to the rear hook with a tight loop of heavy mono or wire. Secure the shank in the vise.
Front body: Tie in more rubber legs (two per side) and wrap a chenille body like the rear. Add a schlappen collar, palmering it for extra wiggle.
Head and eyes: Tie in dumbbell eyes near the shank eye for weight (optional). Spin olive deer hair around the shank, packing it tight, then trim into a sculpin-like head.
Finish: Add a few more Flashabou strands along the sides, whip finish, and cement the head. Trim any wonky bits.

Pro Tip:

Vary the olive shade—darker for murky water, lighter for clear. Test the action in a glass of water (or your sink, no judgment).

Tips for Fishing the Sex Dungeon Like a Pro

Whether you’re after bass, trout, musky, or pike, presentation is key. Use a stout leader (0X or 1X for bass and trout, wire for toothy fish) to handle the fly’s bulk. Cast with an open loop to avoid tangles—nobody wants a Sex Dungeon knot. Vary your strips: short and twitchy for bass, long and smooth for trout, or fast and chaotic for musky and pike. Fish it in spring for pre-spawn aggression or fall when predators fatten up. And don’t be afraid to get dirty—work those weedy, log-strewn spots where the big ones hide.

Final Cast: Have a Blast Out There!

The Olive Sex Dungeon is more than a fly—it’s a lifestyle. It’s about hucking big streamers, laughing at the absurdity of the name, and watching fish lose their cool. Bass will crush it, trout will chase it, and musky and pike will try to steal your rod. Tie a few, hit the water, and let the good times roll. Just don’t tell the fish what’s coming—they might start a support group. Now go sling some flies and make those fish jealous of your skills!